Sunday, November 12, 2006

Baaarf. (Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse)

In addition to my previous posting that I'm such an idiot...things got worse.
This lovely "morning sickness" has me throwing up in every direction.
And do I have a husband to help me out and buy me exotic flavors of goat ice-cream and pickled olives?
No...just me and my sister throwing up all morning.
I get up, make a run for the field, puke my guts out, and when I finally make it back to flop down on my oh-so-comfortable Sealy mattress of hay, my sister goes through the same motions, making me sick all over again.
Maybe I'll name my kid something really annoying.
If it's a boy...maybe something like...DovBear? Ezzie? Charlie? Lazer? MoC (does that rhyme with sock?) Jameel? CK? Krum? Elster? Jack? Treppenwitz? Joe? YellowBoy? Karl? Shtender? Gil? Gid? Elie? DatingMaster? Professor Justice? Jordan? Hyrax? Oliver? Toddler? Robbie? Both? SoccerDad? AirTime? What the heck are these names?
Fine. We'll just leave it as "Moav"...maybe I'll call him "Moe" for short.

37 Comments:

Blogger Elie said...

Thanks for thinking of me, but "Elie" is already taken. Uncle Abe's major-domo, remember?

Sorry to hear about the morning sickness! Generally goes away after the 1st trimester.

6:44 PM  
Blogger Elster said...

Don't you think Moav is a little too obvious? Your dad aint THAT dumb you know....

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Blogger Lot's Daughter said...

Elster: He was plastered that night...

Hey - he might even think it was the "guests" we had over.

Elie: See? Isn't it an honor to be mentioned here ;-)

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Blogger Carmen O. said...

I'm deeply, deeply offended that you didn't consider my name for your son, or your nephew. I mean, seriously. Ami's Pizza isn't going to be invented for another 3,500 years.

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Anonymous idiot said...

I wonder if Dovbear is offended that he was listed with others, like say datingmaster.
Thats got to hurt, even if he was first on the list.

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Anonymous holy hyrax said...

Well, you never know. God might be smiling down upon you that you are at least TRYING to repopulate his world.

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Blogger Lot's Daughter said...

Carmen O. Sorry man - I didn't know that "carmen" was a guy's name! LOL

I'll suggest it to my sister.

Idiot: Really? I think that DovBear and Datingmaster may be one and the same.

BWAHAHAHAHA.

Holy Hyrax: Well, at least I believe in G-d now having seen what HE did to Sodom (and my mother). Whether he's laughing at me, smirking at me, or snarling at me -- I still throw up every morning.

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Blogger Jack's Shack said...

Let's meet for lots of food at Ritchies Pizza.

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Blogger nuch a chosid said...

whoooooooa, dunno what to say, am i reliving history here?

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Blogger Baal Habos said...

Ever give any thought to what kind of progeny you'll have out of this relationship? I"m not talking about physically.

You probably have illusions of granduer about producing nations. Like a King David, right. Well check out "Finkelstien & Silberman", you know those prophets, they say it will never happen.

(BTW, great idea!)

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